It was the best of times, it was the worst of crimes! Welcome to Smalltown, a town with no locks on its doors, no doors on its mailboxes, and not a single crime in over thirty years! But what happens to a town without crime when its beloved mayor is kidnapped? Will sin win? Is vice nice? The audience will try to wrap their heads around this mystery… if they can keep from laughing them off! A whodunit cluesical in Triangle’s finest tradition.